hey there, Delilah

After moving outside of Utah boundaries, I've had a really hard time with Mormon humor. I honestly didn't realize how much of a bubble I lived in until I left. I think I get a bit defensive because my husband makes fun of me all the time.. so I try to avoid Mormon jokes altogether. What I am trying to say is -typically- I would never post a video like this. But it gave me a good smile and I thought-- what the HECK. I don't fetchin' care.

I am dedicating this video to my lil' sis who has recently sent off several missionaries. I know they are all hoping she will be waiting around for them when they return.. but the chances of that are slim. Because she is so flippin' hot. and sweet. and always looks gorgeous, even with blue hair.


I, on the other hand, was not hot. nor sweet. nor looked gorgeous, even with blue hair. I didn't send off a single missionary or write any Dear John letters. I thought that was a great thing during my single years, but now I wish I had broken a few hearts.... because you only live once.