Friday, March 12, 2010

why you should NEVER dance with a baby after breakfast


I make zero apologies for my no-bra-sagginess
you should know (by now) that when you come to this blog
you get the low-down dirty truth

what the picture above doesn't show
is the spit up that dripped
ALL the way down my hairy legs

we are now both clean, shaved & somewhat uplifted
(picture taken from our daily 60 second video clip)

15 comments:

  1. The Meek FamilyMarch 12, 2010 at 9:30 AM

    love it girl! Let em be free! Your blog is hilarious.

    Jenny

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  2. LindsayMarch 12, 2010 at 9:55 AM

    Haha! I LOVE how both of you have the same exact expression on your face. Thanks for the tip!

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  3. MarissaMarch 12, 2010 at 10:10 AM

    wow! love your latest posts. isaac was so bad at spitting up. changing his clothes and mine constantly. we really want to plan a trip to vegas for the spring. it would be fun to meet up. we're dying for some nice weather.

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  4. becksMarch 12, 2010 at 10:23 AM

    i totally LOVE you and everything you're about. being real and making everyone else smile (and relate)

    I love how one side of your hair is all nice and shiny and the other side is well.... disgusting.and simon's cute face is still wet!love you, girlie! keep up the fabulous blogging!

    are you guys still sick?

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  5. JennMarch 12, 2010 at 10:43 AM

    You shave your baby?

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  6. janetMarch 12, 2010 at 10:48 AM

    Mariss- let's TOTALLY do a girls weekend.. Kara and I will drive up or ALL of you can come down.. or we'll meet somewhere in the middle. How about it?

    Becky- yes, we are STILL sick. Zack was throwing up yesterday (simon did this morning :) and we cannot kick these coughs of ours. I swear, we've been cursed.

    Jenn- doesn't everyone shave their babies? how else do you get them silky smooth?

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  7. Starnes famMarch 12, 2010 at 10:51 AM

    Hahaha....love it Janet! You always make me laugh!

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  8. ShumfolksMarch 12, 2010 at 11:46 AM

    That bubble face needs to be in some commercial somewhere....someone surely will pay a million dollars for that face!!!

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  9. UnknownMarch 12, 2010 at 1:32 PM

    Poor Simon (and you!) was probably hungry again...which means you have to sit down for another 10+ minutes. Holding a nakey baby in the bath is the best! Well worth their smelly spit up.

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  10. campblondieMarch 12, 2010 at 2:34 PM

    I was hoping that if I read the post and I would find that it was Simon that had thrown up not you. I'm glad to have been right. I don't want to see that, even if it's just on your shirt.

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  11. BrandyMarch 12, 2010 at 5:23 PM

    hahaha... so funny... they look pretty firm to me... you're hilarious... ;)

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  12. karlinMarch 12, 2010 at 7:52 PM

    om goodness! is all I have to say. that is a ton of spit up!

    what's up with AI?

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  13. hamiltonsMarch 13, 2010 at 8:44 AM

    HILARIOUS! I love you!!

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  14. Brandon and LindsayMarch 14, 2010 at 9:20 PM

    Adorable bubble bath picture! That Simon sure is getting cuter every time I see a new picture of him! The spit-up sucks, no two ways about it! My kids ALL did, don't know why I was so lucky. Hope this was just a one-time deal for you, that he doesn't coat you with the stuff often!
    And as far as the no-bra saggies go, at least you've got something to sag! I am weirdly jealous (just a little bit) of women who complain about sagging, because my mosquito bites probably never will!

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  15. janetMarch 15, 2010 at 2:30 PM

    Lindsay, I just love your comments. They always make me laugh! Miss you guys!

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