July FB updates

7/10
I need a waffle maker with a built-in timer. This is a need, not a want. Also, a washer that buzzes every 5 minutes until the clothes are put into the dryer. Also, a maid.

7/20
Fave quotes from today--
Zack: after swimming my ears were super deaf. Now they're really sensible. More sensible than ever!
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Luke: what's one plus one?
Roma: Nine!
Luke: no! okay then, what's five plus four?
Roma: Two! 
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Ben: I can't figure out why they put scriptures on my list of things to pack for scout camp.
Me: Um, maybe because they want you to read them.
Ben: like that's gonna happen.
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Simon: I feel like I'm only two.
Me: why?
Simon: Because everyone in our family is bigger than me!
Me: You're bigger than Roma.
Simon: I know, but she's a sister!

7/22
Roma bites Simon. 
Simon sobs. 
Roma tries to hug him and say she's sorry. 
Simon pushes her off him and she falls to the ground. 
Roma sobs (quietly) with her hands over her face. 
Simon sits up and screams "oh stop Roma! You're such a DRAMA QUEEN!"