Don't you want to sing that song every time you put on deodorant? ...um, I mean..... I don't either.
I kind of feel weird posting several conversations of my kids playing the game "the raise your hand if..." But they are funny, so I'm gonna. Zack loves this game and enthusiastically shouts "ME!" for any question asked. Ben and Luke know this and take advantage of our little guy. Today I overheard a conversation like this:
Luke: If you have a poopy diaper, raise your hand!
Zack(who wasn't poopy) raised both hands in the air and shouted: ME!
[both older boys giggling]
Ben: If you want to wear a dress, raise your hand.
Zack: ME! I do!
[more hysterical giggles]
Ben: If you want to wear makeup, raise your hand.
Zack: ME!
Luke: If you're a girl, raise your hand!
Zack: ME!
At this point I decided to interrupt.... I would never forgive myself is Zack grew up to be a cross-dresser. I came into the room and tried to teach Zack a lesson..
Me: Zack, are you a girl?
Zack: Yes [something he hardly EVER says]
Me: NO! Mommy is a girl. Zack is a boy! Say, "I'm a BOY!!"
Zack: I SHARK boy! [with all the enthusiasm a 2 year old can hold]
Luke: Then who's Lava Girl?
All of us ended up laughing over that one. He obviously isn't quite ready to understand all of this boy/girl stuff. We will have to try again in a month or so.
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Another thing my kids have been obsessed with is double meaning for words and JOKES. They have been trying to make up their own jokes for a while now, but of course, they are the only people who think the jokes are funny. Every once in a while, something comes out that I must write down...
Ben: What animal eats grass and is good at math?
Me: hmmm... I am stumped.
Ben: A COWculator! Get it? Like a COW?
and another one--
Ben: What does one car say to the other car?
Luke: Don't drive by me.
Ben: No, it says, 'Do you have gas?'
I don't think Luke got it, but I thought it was clever...
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The other day, I asked Ben to run upstairs and grab something for me. He came down looking devastated and said:
Mom, I have two really bad news. The first is that I can't find it. And the second is that I have NO good news.
Chin up, little fella.
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Another thing that had me smiling this week... While out shopping, Ben had to go to the bathroom and absolutely refuses to go in the women's bathroom with me. I waited outside while he was in the men's (desperately hoping he flushes the toilet and washes his hands.)
When he came out, he says: BOY! It sure smells like raisins in there!
I just busted out laughing. I guess there are worse things it could smell like.. ?