another fab Monday night..

FHE was great, but the Bachelorette was better. In fact, FHE wasn't so good because Zack dislocated his pinky toe playing hide-and-go-seek in the dark.... but that's not what I am here to discuss.. I want to talk about the reality dating show that is far from anything in real life. I am NOT going to do recaps of the show--- this is only for discussion purposes with those who are already watching... I usually call all my sisters on Tues morning to see what they thought of the show the night before-- but why not open the discussion? Here we go..


I still love Michael. How can you not love him? He hasn't gotten any one on one time with Jillian, so you never know if their personalities will mesh, but if he isn't chosen to be the final guy-- I want him as the new Bachelor. (I felt the same way about Jillian from the beginning and I love that she's finally in charge.) I am not surprised that the majority of the interview clips are of Michael- because he's hilarious. Most people don't like him because they don't think a brake dancer can support a family, but I am still a huge fan. Go Mikey, go Mikey.....


Then there's Kip... still my #2. He and Jillian have something going on and I loved their date. I think he's a genuine guy and he's got the whole package-- did you see his six pack on the first episode? Seriously a handsome dude, but I don't think he will be the last one standing. The show has edited him as the favorite from the beginning and I know they love to set us up. I think he will be one of the top 2 or 3 for sure, though.


Last week I chose Robby as my #3... I still really like him, but all of the sudden he has this lisp that came out of no where. After watching the first episode run down like five times with some friends, we've realized that Robby is the voice that says, "I just can't be here comfortably. I have to leave." Who knows if he actually says it to Jillian because they edit what they want to make it look more dramatic, but if someone goes home choses to go home, it's gonna be Robby.


Jake is a favorite of most people, but he's definitely not mine. I really don't like guys who are always smiling and always saying the right thing. And real men don't have to mention 10,000 times how they are a real man. He refers to the other guys as boys, but he's a sissy. I think he will eventually find a good girl, but I highly doubt he is Jillian's type.


Then there's Ed. I don't dislike Ed or the bags under his eyes. I think he's a cool guy and all-- but he talks in a monotone voice. Where is his personality? Yes, she had fun with him on their date, but they were repelling off a skyscraper. You could do that with a blow-up doll and have a good time. Who knows though-- she has a ton of personality and maybe she needs someone to balance it out. She might be attracted to men who look like Guy Smiley.


Who is this guy? Oh, yeah.. Reid. I have nothing to say about him, good or bad. I just thought it was funny when someone asked if his husband curled as well as he did.. I would be really surprised if he was one of the last guys standing.


Not really impressed with Jesse or his curling skills. He placed that shot out of pure luck and then he spends the next 2 hours talking about how skilled he was and how much he earned the date for the group. Enough already. Don't think he'll be around for long...


So glad Dave went home. I can't wait to see him on the aftershow-- I hope he's embarrassed of himself. Such an idiot... so glad she rejected him. I am sure it didn't dent his ego, but at least he's gone.


It was great to see Juan go. Too bad for sweet, soft spoken Juan. Maybe he can be the first Bachelor for gays.

I can't wait for Wes to go. It's been some good drama with him... and I really hope he does have a girl friend or two. If he ever releases an album, I won't buy it and if he's the last guy standing, I will never watch the show again. I think I said that last season about Molly. I still don't like her.

I am actually really glad Tanner is on the show. He's so entertaining. I loved watching him sweat bullets during the rose ceremony. That was seriously awesome! And Tanner tattling to Jillian without giving any names was so cowardly. She only kept him around to get him to spill the beans next week. Oh, man.. will this guy ever find a wife? Maybe he can start a new reality show where he can pick his wife only by seeing their feet. The finale would be him at the alter, lifting up his wife's veil and seeing her face for the first time. That would be radical. I will talk to my executive producers and see if they are interested...

Speedo guy was cool... but I didn't think he was going to last long. I am surprised he made it this far after his cheesy first line, "You are a good catch."

I was secretly hoping that Jillian sent both men home last night on the two on one date. Mark doesn't do it for me. He's a pretty boy, but not with that nasty beard. I would take a charismatic brake dancer over a boring pizza maker any day of the week.

Only 6 more days until the next episode...