What I failed to explain is the biggest joke of the Florida weekend was about me and how homeless I looked..
Before traveling to Key West, we imagined it would be a tropical paradise. It was beautiful, but nothing like we pictured in our minds. The Keys seem pretty run-down and podunk. The locals looked more like rednecks from Alabama than uppity island dwellers. When we arrived in Key Largo (2 hours later than we expected... we'd missed our snorkeling tour and we were super hungry) we asked a few locals where the yummiest restaurant was located. Everyone said, "You must go to HOBO's and try their Award Winning Wings." So to Hobo's we went.
It was super crowded, and after all the great recommendations from everyone, we were surprised to see that it was a total dump. (although the name itself should have tipped us off.) The prices weren't cheap, but we figured we needed to try the Award Winning Wings while we had the chance. They were good, but we weren't jumping out of our seats or anything. When we finished our meal and asked for the check, our waitress was shocked that we didn't want to take the famous wings with us. We were going straight on a boat to snorkel and didn't want to lug them around. But she insisted. She packed them up in a box and we were forced to carry them out the door.Later that night, while relaxing by the pool, I grabbed something out of our beach bag and realized the entire bag smelled like BBQ sauce. We had forgotten about the Award Winning Wings!! I pulled them out and we ate them by the pool. We were exhausted and really giddy (this is where we practiced our fake laughs for the airport the next morning.) Maybe it was because we were laying by the pool and didn't care if we got really messy, but they tasted SO much better than they had hours earlier. I am so grateful our waitress forced them upon us. She must have known they would taste better after sitting in a styrofoam box.
We decided that Hobo's was not only our new favorite restaurant, but the word HOBO itself was our new favorite term. Instead of saying something is lame/retarded/gay/stupid, we now will refer to it as hobo. If someone cuts us off on the road or makes a mean comment on my blog (about how vain I am) then they are referred to as a hobo.
Now back to me and what I looked like during the trip. Try swimming in the ocean and then jumping in a convertible and see what it does to your hair (and your self-esteem.) Hobo was the only word to describe me. I honestly looked like I had spent the last 6 months in a styrofoam box. On our way out of the Keys, I took a quick video to capture my new look. And this was actually pretty mild because I had a hat to cover some of the mess.
PS. Wanna know what I'm not sexy enough for? Running. After our run this morning I am convinced I am not cut out for it. 13 miles might just kill me.








not this cute anymore!



































