August FB updates

8/23
Simon: I need to give all my hugs to Dad now. So I'm not gonna have very much extra hugs for you.
Me: oh. okay.
Simon: but I still think you're a really cute mom. — with Aaron Shumway.

8/24
A few things my three year old said before he closed his sleepy eyes tonight:#simonsays
1- "mom you're pretty cause dad married you. If dad didn't marry you, another lady would be prettier." 
2- "We put clothes in dressers but we don't put dresses in them. Or shoes."
3- "I'm so good at washing the table. Ben keeps telling me that."
4- "if I went to the meanest family ever, then they would murder me. I'm glad I'm not part of that mean family."
5- "Girls can bite harder than boys. When they wear lipstick."
6- "when I was baby, you wanted me to be a girl, but I wanted to be a boy."
7- "when the doctor saw that I was born, did he tell you, 'hey! You're having way way too many boy babies!' cause you need to stop having all those boy babies."
8- "I'm so good at washing the table. super super super good. I can show you. Do you want me to show you right now?"