How I wish this story was fabricated.. I wish it was made up and written only to entertain my blog readers. But, to my disgrace... it is an actual account of what happened. It is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the shameful truth. And I dedicate it to all those LESS-than-perfect-parents out there.. I'm sure there's one or two of you....
My visit to Utah was (as usual) CRAZY. I really do love going to see my family, but I don't know why I think it will be fun when my husband doesn't join me. I guess I am just not as young as I used to be!! Zack really struggled.. not only because he was sleep deprived and sick (yes, we deal with all kinds of throw up when we travel) but he completely lost all his his potty-trained skillz. He had to wear a diaper and he hated it... especially after he got a bad rash! But so is the life when traveling with a toddler. To top things off, I thought I would complicate the trip by trying to squeeze in couple of visits with an alternative doctor (electronic acupuncture that doesn't hurt.. more details on that later) AND... (yes, I said AND) work on a project for my in-laws 35th wedding anniversary. When I finished it (much later than expected) I rushed to the post office.. even though it was already late. I loaded up all three kids, stopped off at Article Circle for ice cream cones and called my husband for the mailing address. And because my kids were exhausted, on the short 6 mile drive to the post office, Luke fell asleep. Zack was following suit with his ice cream in hand, eyes closed and tongue out. I was still on the phone with Aaron when I asked him if he would hate me if I left the kids in the car and quickly ran in to mail the present. Aaron said he didn't think it was a big deal.. and to be honest... he was 400 miles away and although I appreciated his support in breaking the law, I was going to do it anyway. Because WHO in their RIGHT MIND wants to lug three sleepy, sticky boys into a post office to mail a little tiny envelope? Oh, no---not me.
I parked the car right in front of the post office, cranked the air conditioner, locked the doors with the car running (with an extra set of keys) and told Ben to give Zack his ice cream if he woke up. I ran into the post office and felt lucky to be the only person in line. I paid the postage, and ran back out to my parking space.. only to find that my van was NOT PARKED where I left it. My car and my kids were gone! There were several cars in the parking lot, both parked and driving around a gold mini van awkwardly in everyone's way. I couldn't understand WHY the driver of the van was parked in the MIDDLE of the parking lot. And then I recognized the driver.. His albino-white head was barely poking over the steering wheel. He was probably 30 pounds, baby-blue eyes, about age TWO. Yes... that was MY 2 year old driving MY van. In a matter of five minutes (tops) he had woken up, unbuckled himself from his car seat, crawled up to the drivers seat, reversed the car and let it coast down the parking lot until it hit a CURB. For your convience, I whipped up a quick diagram of the parking lot and what actually happened. (Don't worry.. it didn't take long-- just long enough to allow Zack to pour his second bowl of cereal.. no biggie.)
I ran over to the van while apologizing to all the cars around me. I unlocked the door, grabbed Zack and threw him in the back seat. He was laughing and Ben was yelling, "Mom, Zack drove the car! Zack drove the car!" I was shaking and quickly called Aaron to tell him the exciting news. He was thrilled.. But hey-- he TOLD me to do it!As I was pulling out of the post office, a police officer was pulling in. I have no idea if someone called the COPS or if he randomly needed to mail something the same time I was breaking the law... but I barely escaped! All I could feel was complete gratitude that #1) my kids weren't hurt #2) I didn't go to jail #3) There WASN'T a line inside the post office that day #4) Zack didn't hit another car- or a person... can you imagine the guilt HE would feel, knowing that he hurt someone else at such a young age?? Such shame! In all seriousness-- I know that we were all VERY blessed. As crazy as it was, it could have been SO much worse and I am truly grateful for a freebie.. My kids are the most important things to me and it IS worth taking every precaution to keep them safe.
Please don't turn me into Child Protective Services. I promise, I learned my lesson.. just pray that I never forget it! The streets are NOT safe with Moms like me!








not this cute anymore!


















































