not this cute anymore!Zack stuck two tennis balls up his shirt yesterday and was prancing around the house for about an hour with a beautiful set of breasts. Every time I asked him who he thought he was, he would say in a really deep voice, "I am the HULK!" And then he would flex and point to his boobs while saying, "See? these are my muscles!"
Where I come from, those are NOT exactly muscles, kid. But I'm glad he's more interested in being muscular than he is in being voluptuous....
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This year, instead of making our annual gingerbread houses, we went TotAlLy CRaZy and decided to make a TRAIN.. whoa!
This year, instead of making our annual gingerbread houses, we went TotAlLy CRaZy and decided to make a TRAIN.. whoa!
The kids had a brilliant idea to fill the train cars with CANDY..
as if that wasn't the object of the project in the first place.
as if that wasn't the object of the project in the first place.
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Aaron worked long hours yesterday (what's new, eh?) But I felt unusually tired when he got home (completely unrelated to the 3 am girls night on Tues and the 1 am cleaning session on Wed, I'm sure.) When he got home, we read scriptures and he quickly put the kids to bed because I had HAD ENOUGH. He laid down with them and explained that Mommy was tired so if they got out of bed, they would be in big trouble. They wanted to know what KIND of trouble, so Daddy explained:
- If you get out of bed the first time, I will give you a WET WILLY (oh how I hate it when he teaches them little boy stuff.. it's always so gross!)
- If you get out of bed the second time, I will pinch your butt (this is serious business, people. Daddy can get them to do ANYTHING by threatening to pinch them. If ONLY Mommy had such powers.)
- If you get out of bed the third time, I will take away one of your Christmas presents!
Luke smirked and said, "What happens when I get out of bed the FOURTH time?"
That's our smart-alec five year old, all right...
That's our smart-alec five year old, all right...
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12 comments:
Oh, that made me laugh so hard! Nice tips!
you are hilarious. even your every day "frustrated" posts are so bright and happy.
that is so funny, boys always have comments on the boob area i guess, my boys do that stuff too, it's so funny!i love the trains, i am going to do that with cole, he'll love it!!!!! hope you christmas planning is going great! =)
The "muscles" look gorgeous. Really. Nice gum drop too.
That is so funny. Zack makes me laugh. I'm glad he thought they were muscles too. Jayben is still trying to figure out why the men on the biggest loser have boobs.
I love the "big trouble". That is so funny!
You got your haircut?! Cute! Can't wait to see you this week.
Why do we have to threaten out loud. This happens all the time here UHG! Please, when my Dad said stay in your bed the threat was just understood. I like the wet willies though.
Lovin' Zach's muscels. So funny. Also love the ginger bread train. You guys are very talented :)
The train is awesome. What a great idea. And I love the Hulk boobs.
ha! so funny post. love it when dads work their magic. why can't we think of that stuff? and also love when they put them to bed. go aaron!
Just wanted to let you know how much I love reading your blog! Your posts are so funny and real. Thanks!
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