I appologize for posting this...

I know some of you will be offended, but this picture was emailed to me today, and I just had to post. Who in their right mind wears a pair of pants this tight? Seriously.. he's gotta be hurting. If you can't see what I mean, then enlarge the picture. But be prepared to be grossed out.

Well, since we're on the subject... let me share a little bit of our family dinner conversation. I have three boys, right? Right. I think they are pretty well mannered and try to behave like little gentlemen, but they do talk about their body parts. Aaron and I are trying to find the best word to describe their boy parts because "penis" is just too anatomically correct for my taste. I would rather them use another word, but for some reason, they have always referred to this with the proper name.. whatever. I guess it's better than "weiner balls" or another little boy term. Anyhow, let me get on with the story. While sitting at the dinnertable, Aaron started playing a game with the boys. It went a little like this:

AARON: If you think dinner is yummy, raise your hand. (Followed by three boys raising their hands high in the air.) After a few questions, Ben and Luke decided to contribute... but changed it up a bit.

BEN: If you like our family, raise your elbow... (talk about great dinner conversation, eh?) Well, this continued for a few minutes until Luke decides to take a turn...

LUKE: If you think mom is pretty, raise your penis!

Of course, Ben and Luke thought it was funny... because using private parts in a conversation is always silly. But Aaron and I could NOT even breathe we were laughing so hard. I was seriously crying... and our boys just couldn't figure out why it was that funny. Usually, they would get a scolding for using potty talk at the table, but this time we decided to let it slide. Oh my, kids say the darnedest things.