not this cute anymore!The last couple of days, the kids have been learning about nouns, verbs, adjectives, etc. This morning while out exercising (the sunrise was oh so beautiful!) I had a flashback of doing fun word games called MAD LIBS as a child. I don't know if the little books are still around, but there are lots of websites that have you plug in the words and make the story for you. We literally have been laughing for an hour. I don't think I will ever get tired of listening to them giggle.
Here is one of their MAD LIB stories of Little Blue Stinky Hood. Warning: These adjectives were suggested by little boys who love to talk about gross body parts and stinky things. I let them "be creative" but I am so glad I took Luke's suggestion for a noun (eyeball) over Ben's choice (buttcrack.) But the word FART is still included.. after it's suggested for every verb, I just had to include it. What IS IT with little boys? Anyway, consider yourself warned.
Here is one of their MAD LIB stories of Little Blue Stinky Hood. Warning: These adjectives were suggested by little boys who love to talk about gross body parts and stinky things. I let them "be creative" but I am so glad I took Luke's suggestion for a noun (eyeball) over Ben's choice (buttcrack.) But the word FART is still included.. after it's suggested for every verb, I just had to include it. What IS IT with little boys? Anyway, consider yourself warned.
The Story of Little Blue Stinky Hood
Once upon a toothbrush, there lived a smelly girl called
"Little Blue Stinky Hood". Little Blue Stinky Hood just loved
to scream in the forest.
One day, her Cousin Cade called to her and said, "Little Blue
Stinky Hood, would you please SPIT this basket of diapers to
your fat grandmother in the woods?"
Little Blue Stinky Hood started off down the eyeball, but on
the way she met a big awesome porcupine. "Where are you going?"
the porcupine asked her. "Oh," she replied, "I am going to
spit these diapers to my grandmother, so that she will become
less fat!"
The porcupine quickly ran down the eyeball to grandma's
house, and when he got there he farted her up in one gulp! He
quickly put on her underwear and got in the car.
When Little Blue Stinky Hood walked in, she was excited to see
the porcupine in grandma's car. "Why grandma!" she said.
"What big freckles you have!" "The better to hug you with,
my dear!" he sang, and skipped out of the car.
Luckily, at that very moment a handsome penguin happened to
be jump roping along the eyeball and heard Little Blue Stinky
Hood laughing with the porcupine. He yelled the door down,
then smacked the porcupine with his own pig. The porcupine
begged for mercy and swam away. Then Little Blue Stinky Hood
and the penguin shared some diapers, and lived quietly ever after.
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Ah...I think you and your boys have just created the world's most romantic love story. A Classic for sure. I love it.
I may have to check some of those websites out. I LOVED Madlibs and really miss the amusement they provided.
I giggled my way through that, so I can only imagine what your kids did!
the part where the porcupine farted the grandmother up was classic. So glad you let them be boys!
LOL!!!! I loved it! Such creative little minds you are raising! Your a great mom and this just is one of the things to prove it!
So Funny! :) I laughed all the way through it and then I read it to Jack and he was laughing so hard! We will for sure be making a few of our own stories!
"He yelled the door down,
then smacked the porcupine with his own pig." This is pretty good writing, fresh verbs and vivid imagery.
The word choice throughout the story is like a window on their world.
I love it...so FUNNY!! I see best seller in their future!!
I might have to take you up on the walking thing. The last two days I have gone around 7, but I will need to go earlier next week. Do you meet at your house?
That madlibs entry was ALL boy! So funny! They actually do still make Madlibs--we have a few madlibs books at our house. I'm happy to know I can find more online when we run out of pages.
That was really funny! I totally was laughing! I can just imagine your boys having the time of their lives doing that!!
This is a bust up! I will have to do this tomorrow for school, great idea! I hope we laugh as much.
I can't tell which words were MAD LIBBED into the story, and I'm not smart enough to know what these things are you are teaching your kids....nouns, verbs....blah blah, are you making this stuff up?
freaking love it. Mad Libs are still available, i saw some at Michael's crafts a while ago. I LOVED them when i was younger and must introduce them to my kids so i can love them again.
You have to admit that "Little Blue Stinky Hood started off down the 'buttcrack'" would have been hilarious.
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