Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Kip or Ed?

For my three friends out there who watch the Bachelorette and the hundreds of others who google it everyday, who is Jillian going to pick and who is going to lose their chance at love forever? Did anyone cry when Reid went home? Not I.

They say it's going to be a twisted ending. I do not think Kip will confess he's gay. I think Ed is going to tell her the show paid him to come back and/or promised him he will be the next Bachelor if he doesn't end up being chosen in the end. That is just my theory-- and I am no expert. I really do like Ed and his short green shorts, but something isn't adding up. The dude never looks Jillian in the eyes and that whole bedroom scene was just awkward. Anyway, whoever she ends up with, I am sure it will turn out all roses and rainbows after the final rose ceremony. Just like it did for Jason and Molly and Ty-- rolling around in the grass like a happy little family.

Until then, I am very excited for the Men Tell All episode. I just can't wait to see Michael. I still love that breakdancer. And I really hope the show invites Wes' band to perform during halftime...

9 comments:

Sarah said...

i was left really confused last night. she's not going to find true love with ed. nor with kiptyn. ed is SO boring! and funny, i couldn't stop telling steve how i didn't want to see those short green shorts anymore. they were making me sick. i mean, obviously he's got a nice body but something about massively tall, hairy masculine legs in short shorts weirds me out. and you're right, he never makes eye contact. and that overnight date was really really just weird. i mean, that should be pretty telling in my opinion.

kiptyn is nice enough and cute and like pretty much perfect but i don't see it ever working for them long term. he's boring too. so really, she's not going to find that happiness she was searching for. not on the show anyway, no matter how happy she says she is during the finale, it's not happening.

so what is this big shocking confession to come during the last episode? i don't see kip as being gay. but what else could it be? someone else has a girlfriend? the one she's going to pick tells her he can't propose? someone else comes back??

are you planning on watching that bachelor knock off show with the "average-sized" girls or whatever they're calling it? i mean, i applaud them for trying to point out it's ok not to be a size 0, but they might have taken it a little too far this time.

Greg and Torrey said...

i don't watch that crap, but i do watch "nyc prep" that is way lamer than "bachelorette". just wanted to let you know that i finally updated my blogroll to your new blog. i know, i'm slow... i can't believe you guys are having another boy! that is seriously awesome! congrats. peace and love, girl.

Loralee and the gang... said...

...and don't forget Angry Dave! He could give Ed a piece of his mind for getting Jillian to think he's hot (I think he's hot!) and then leaving her, coming back, and 'trying' to love her again...

Kristin - The Goat said...

I swear I'm not going to watch, then the last few episodes here I am - watching the darned things. (I did DVR every episode - except I missed the hometown dates, but I digress)

I thought maybe she chose Ed and he decided that he was just going to give her a friendship ring.

Danalin said...

I think she chooses Ed. I think that the shocking confession isn't going to be as big of a deal as they're making it out to be. I think that Ed needs to burn the green shorts. I think that's an interesting theory about Ed saying the show paid him to come back...hmmm. I think that they want to build up more drama than is actually there. I also think that bedroom scenes on TV would be awkward for any normal person and so Ed should be cut a little slack for that. I also think that I shouldn't look at your blog on Tuesday mornings because I never watch the show on Monday night, but I always forget and then look and see just enough to give something away. :)

Emily B said...

I like Ed and his mankini. I also think that the "big confession" isn't going to be as big of a deal as they are making it out to be. Kevin has talked to people who have been on reality shows who've told him that they are totally scripted. He thinks it's a crock that Ed went home and came back. He thinks the producers wrote that into the show to create drama. Who knows.

Mama Yo said...

Man, I don't konw what to think anymore... all I know is that "mankini" is the funniest thing I've read all day!

RaeLynn said...

Here's my theory: (Although, I'm typing this AFTER the latest preview for the show...but I've been reading spoilers and believed it for a while now). Reid will come back and declare his love for Jill. She will either accept his proposal or tell him and Ed that she can't accept either proposal just yet and that she wants to keep dating both of them. Then at the After the Final Rose show, we'll see who she chose. All the obsessive stalker fans of the show KNOW for a fact that Ed proposes, but from the looks of it, Reid either proposes or gives her that "promise" ring...

Kiptyn is the next bachelor...so he's out.

And yes, I love the break dancer. I about cried when he told Jill his peace. Ahhhhhhhh...I miss his funny jokes. I want to hang out with him. You can tell he is still really struggling with things. Poor guy.

Jake bugs the crap out of me.

Debbie said...

I can't believe all you girls are into the bachelorette as much as I! I love all your theories. I was actually depressed when she sent Reid home. I can't allow such things to affect me that way. I love the show but what a waste of time and tears!