not this cute anymore!
TWO pairs must be better.I thought his 2 year old self was funny. And he surprised us by spitting out the most hilarious stuff at age three. And now we've realized it just gets better with age. The past week he's said so many off the wall comments, that I just can't seem to write them down fast enough...
When asked if he could clean the bathroom a few days ago, he responded:
"That's impossible. I haven't finished playing with my toys yet."
When asked if he was hungry for lunch he said:
"I'm sorry. I can't answer you right now. Ask me when I am not so busy."
I swear to you, I've NEVER said that to my kids.
When playing a shooting game with his brothers, they told him he was already dead and can't play anymore. He knew it, and matter-of-factly said: "I guess dying is my DUSTiny."
When asked if he could clean the bathroom a few days ago, he responded:
"That's impossible. I haven't finished playing with my toys yet."
When asked if he was hungry for lunch he said:
"I'm sorry. I can't answer you right now. Ask me when I am not so busy."
I swear to you, I've NEVER said that to my kids.
When playing a shooting game with his brothers, they told him he was already dead and can't play anymore. He knew it, and matter-of-factly said: "I guess dying is my DUSTiny."
- this has nothing to do with Zack, but remember last Friday when Simon coated me with his slime? Well, my cell phone happened to be in the pocket of the pants I was wearing. They were covered in spit up too, so I loaded them immediately in the washer. Yep.. I washed my cell phone. It's officially out of commission. I have an older phone that I'm using, so you can still call me-- but I don't have ANY of my contact numbers. If you want me to call you, email me your digits or text me, but sign your name at the bottom :) How sad is it that I don't even know my husband's cell phone number? That speed dial thing ain't good for the memory. oh. and only days before I washed it, I actually said this: "I am so proud that after two years of owning this phone, it's never been washed, fallen in the toilet, or been run over by a car.." I guess I jinxed myself.
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Haha! "That's impossible.." This kid cracks me up. I think of him more often than you even know. HA!
hahaha... he is hilarious!
put your phone on top of the television or computer monitor for a few days...when it warms up it will get rid of all the water inside...worked for us a couple of times. :)
I love Zach-isms. He is a crack up.
I have the worst luck with cell phones, I empathize.
I've washed two phones, gone swimming with a phone, and left a phone sitting on my trunk as I drove the car away. All of this in five years of having cell phone service. Don't feel bad. It could be worse. You could be like me. And I love the Zack quotes. That kid is a crack up.
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