i love how you attack me first. WHAT?

I am busy getting ready for family to come visit.. yeah for living in a place where people want to visit! I still need to put fresh sheets on the beds, but I just had to share something....

You would NOT believe the kind of hits I get from psycho Google searches. I know I could block my blog from getting random searches, but then I would lose a bit of entertainment. I am not kidding you when I say that the following searches have all been done in the last HOUR. Oh, this is good stuff. Click on the links below.. my blog is the first to show up. who are you crazy people? We should totally hang out.

• I love your obsession with me. It's flattering. I love how you post on every blog I make. How you always ask me how my games are then say that I came in #1. I LOVE HOW YOU ATTACK ME FIRST. I am dripping sweat.

• Hilarious Mom BUTTS FARTS ON THEIR SON Stinky Gross

• electric after shave safe to drink drunk listerine

Oh, and I counted how many "Getting drunk of Listerine" searches I got today. 42. Why do I find this so entertaining?