not this cute anymore!
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I hate posting about The Bachelor right above my last post... but so it is. I wanna talk about it and my sisters aren't here. There is not a single show out there that can get me to laugh out loud like this one. Can you believe how STUPID women can be? I busted up on at least 4 different occasions.. and once I laughed so hard tears came to my eyes.. Do you want to know the scene? Michelle's introduction..
Michelle: I am so glad to finally meet you... I look forward to spending A LOT of time with you... and hopefully in the end I can become your co-pilot
Jake: Great. Have you ever flown before?
Michelle: * stutter* Um, I look forward to... um, being a um... passenger on your plane.
Maybe it was only funny because I was watching it so late, but people.. you can't write stuff that good. That Michelle is AWESOMELY EMOTIONAL! I am so very glad she's still around. She is gonna bring some good stuff, I just know it.
As far as Jake is concerned, I want to stick my finger in my mouth every time he talks. I cannot stand his cheesiness and have to fast forward his interview clips. When Jillian and Ed came back on, I just felt sad that she wasn't still the Bachelorette. She was so much more fun to watch every week than Jake.... but at least he's got 15 dramatic girls to entertain us.
Okay, so... If I was the Bachelor, I would have totally given Elizabeth the first impression rose... we would have gotten along because neither of us have fashion sense.. But apparently Jake and I don't have the same taste. He didn't keep her around.. and now she's lost her chance at love FOREVER.
But Tenly is a cutie-pie (or a cuddle-bug, if you will) and I think she is cheesy and more Jake's type. {Obviously since they already kissed.} They would have the most perfect life together and the most perfect babies....
Anyway, what do you think? WHO will get the final rose? and did you know that Paris Hilton... aka Vienna... is trying out to be Jake's wife?
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Darn you. I had no idea that it was coming on and hadn't set it to record...but when you mentioned it and I knew Ty would be at school until 10:30 I couldn't help myself.
Jake makes me gag, although a little less than he did when he was on the Bachelorette. I, too, laughed out loud a few times and said out loud to an empty room, "You've got to be kidding me. Who are these people?! And why do I watch this?" I think Tenly is the one for him...although I am sure he will come to that decision painfully. And what is your guess for who and what the controversy of the season is going to be (what they eluded to in the previews at the end)?
Haha, so glad you're watching the show again this season! I was totally humiliated FOR all those girls when they did their introductions. I mean, "are these guns registered?" Come on. And the co-pilot ones? Just silly. But the best was the girl that wants Jake to land his plane on her um . . . yeah. For real?! Who actually SAYS that?! I had to rewind that part and show my husband, it was too funny to pass up.
I don't have a guess at who will get the final rose at this point, but if it's Michelle...yikes. That girl is C-R-A-Z-Y.
HA HA! I only saw the end, but I was laughing my head off at the girls crying over not getting a rose. Really? You've only spent like 8.2 seconds with this guy, and you were already sure he was your husband? I love it! Here's to another season of laughing at the tears of others!
ok - i am coming out of the closet...i watch too. i don't know how much i will be able to stand this season, as i can't really tolerate Jake, but the drama and girls just being silly is too good to pass up! so glad i am not single!
I don't care for Elizabeth at all...however I love Ali and you can tell from the clips of the rest of the season, that she sticks around for a while. I love that she's not drenched in makeup. Tenley is cute, too. I'm not surprised that she got the first impression rose.
I can't wait to see what happens with Michelle. She was SO worth keeping around. Well played, ABC.
I'm out of the closet...and can I just say for the record that I get in trouble if I watch the DVR recording WITHOUT my husband! :) [I'm pretty sure he's only interested in it because of the boob fest...but hey nothing's better than sitting on my couch and judging other people. Makes my life feel Perfect!]
Okay, so I've never been a fan, but the other night Brandon and I were flipping around channels and landed on the bachelor for a few minutes. We watched just enough to know that he is SO annoyingly cheesy and all of the girls are too. I could never have made it on a show like that, that's for sure, because we saw a little part of a football game with the girls playing in evening dresses... what was that?? I'm sorry, but if I had been there I think I'd have felt the urge to level a few of them, with all the giggling and uncoordinated looking mess...ugh! After that we changed the channel and I don't think I can watch anymore, because I am actually embarassed for them. But have fun watching, I won't judge! :)
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