Friday, March 12, 2010

why you should NEVER dance with a baby after breakfast


I make zero apologies for my no-bra-sagginess
you should know (by now) that when you come to this blog
you get the low-down dirty truth

what the picture above doesn't show
is the spit up that dripped
ALL the way down my hairy legs

we are now both clean, shaved & somewhat uplifted
(picture taken from our daily 60 second video clip)

15 comments:

The Meek Family said...

love it girl! Let em be free! Your blog is hilarious.

Jenny

Lindsay said...

Haha! I LOVE how both of you have the same exact expression on your face. Thanks for the tip!

Marissa said...

wow! love your latest posts. isaac was so bad at spitting up. changing his clothes and mine constantly. we really want to plan a trip to vegas for the spring. it would be fun to meet up. we're dying for some nice weather.

becks said...

i totally LOVE you and everything you're about. being real and making everyone else smile (and relate)

I love how one side of your hair is all nice and shiny and the other side is well.... disgusting.and simon's cute face is still wet!love you, girlie! keep up the fabulous blogging!

are you guys still sick?

Jenn said...

You shave your baby?

janet said...

Mariss- let's TOTALLY do a girls weekend.. Kara and I will drive up or ALL of you can come down.. or we'll meet somewhere in the middle. How about it?

Becky- yes, we are STILL sick. Zack was throwing up yesterday (simon did this morning :) and we cannot kick these coughs of ours. I swear, we've been cursed.

Jenn- doesn't everyone shave their babies? how else do you get them silky smooth?

Starnes fam said...

Hahaha....love it Janet! You always make me laugh!

Shumfolks said...

That bubble face needs to be in some commercial somewhere....someone surely will pay a million dollars for that face!!!

Unknown said...

Poor Simon (and you!) was probably hungry again...which means you have to sit down for another 10+ minutes. Holding a nakey baby in the bath is the best! Well worth their smelly spit up.

campblondie said...

I was hoping that if I read the post and I would find that it was Simon that had thrown up not you. I'm glad to have been right. I don't want to see that, even if it's just on your shirt.

Brandy said...

hahaha... so funny... they look pretty firm to me... you're hilarious... ;)

karlin said...

om goodness! is all I have to say. that is a ton of spit up!

what's up with AI?

hamiltons said...

HILARIOUS! I love you!!

Brandon and Lindsay said...

Adorable bubble bath picture! That Simon sure is getting cuter every time I see a new picture of him! The spit-up sucks, no two ways about it! My kids ALL did, don't know why I was so lucky. Hope this was just a one-time deal for you, that he doesn't coat you with the stuff often!
And as far as the no-bra saggies go, at least you've got something to sag! I am weirdly jealous (just a little bit) of women who complain about sagging, because my mosquito bites probably never will!

janet said...

Lindsay, I just love your comments. They always make me laugh! Miss you guys!